Monday 3 October 2011

Rajnikanth Nice Messages Jokes

Amma: Rajini, Solar Heater
se pani garam nahi ho raha hai
Rajinikanth: Ruko Amma
Abhi Suraj ko thik karke aata hoon.


Once Rajinikanth told a kid
Go to Hell
Today that kid is known as Yamraj!

Rajinikanth can draw a Circle on
a paper wid the help of a Pencil and Scale
Time will die when his Rajinikanth comes
Rajini can make Shakira's hips lie
Rajinikanth extended the
warranty of Earth from 2012 to 2700
Call him for the Terms & Conditions.
Sheela ki Jawani only
Rajini ke Haath Aani
Rajinikanth knows WTF?

Rajinikanth used Tooth Powder
to make his teeth Strong
Now that Powder is known as CEMENT.

Rajinikanth is so fast that
he can Lock a drawer and actually
throw the Key inside before it Locks!

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