Saturday, 8 October 2011

Lovely Romantic SMS

My love for you is like water
Falling countless… The beating of my heart
For you is so heavy and soundless
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and Endless.

Birthday Messages for Friends

On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy
I hope all of your wishes come true
May each hour and minute be filled with delight
And your birthday be perfect for you!

Nice Funny Quotes of Santa Banta

Santa: How's Ur Sex Life?
Banta: As ususal great, Monday to Friday
Santa: What about the weekends
Banta: Weekends? Oh! that time
I'm at home, relaxing with my wife.

Inspirational Love Quotes

Love,is more than what I have
Love,is more than what you are
Love,takes me where I‘ve never been
Love,takes me where I am today
In love,is what I am with you!

English Facebook Quotes

Teacher : How do u write 55
Student : I don't know
Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5
The student wrote 5 and stopped
Teacher : What are you waiting for
Student : Can u tell me which
side to write the other 5?

Friday, 7 October 2011

Anniversary Inspirational Quotes

That special day is here again
The day we took our vows You're
just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover!

Inspirational Good Night SMS Collection

Beautiful prayer
God when i lose hope
Help me to remember that
your love is greater
than my disappointments
'n your plan 4 my
life are better than my Dreams.

Fresh Morning and Successful Day Wishes

Morning is fresh
morning is beautiful
morning is calm
morning is quiet but
morning is not complete without
wishing u Good Morning!

Good Afternoon for Sweet Girl Friend

As you climb the ladder
of success, check occasionally
to make sure it is leaning
against the right wall
Good Afternoon.

Romantic Miss You SMS

You must be a good runner
because you are always running in my mind
You must be a good thief
because you have stolen my heart
and I am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always.

Beautiful Poems of Break up

You broke me, you broke my heart
You broke everything
You turned my world upside
down and inside out
But i know it was worth it for
That one moment of love we had
It's a shame it went bad.

Thursday, 6 October 2011

Insult Text Messages

God has given many qualities to you
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence
And many more......this is call as
Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan.

Lovely Greetings of Republic Day


On this special day
Lets promise our motherland that
We will do everything
To enrich and preserve our heritage
Our ethos and our treasure
Happy Republic Day.


Romantic Independence Day SMS

Aao desh ka samman kare
shahido ki shahadat yaad kare
ek baar fir se rashtra ki kamaan
Hum Hindustani apne haath dhare
Aao.. Swantantra diwas kaa maan kare.

Beautiful Comments of Husband & Wife

A Guy Searching
These Keywords On Google
How To Tackle A Wife
Google Search Result
Good Morning, Sir
Even We Are Searching.

Wednesday, 5 October 2011

Romantic Lyrics of Bollywood Movies

Dosti pyar ka pehla kadam hota hai
Hum pehla kadam to utha lete hain
lekin doosra kadam uthane se itna darte
kyun hain. Doosra kadam badha kar
dekho har mushkil asaan ho jayegi aur
har manjil tumhe khud ba khud mil jayegi.

Good Luck Text Messages

Don't take tension,u'll get ur destination
Don't make ur mind jam,due 2 exam
Believe urself, GOD will help you 2 get success
Wishing U best of luck my dear.

Cute SMS Collection of Double Meaning

Chachi To Bhatija: Hum Chaat Ki
Dukan Kholenge, Lekin Gaahak Kaise
Ayenge.Bhatija To Chachi
Mein Advrtsmnt Karunga K
10 Rupaye Me
Chachi
Ki Chat lo.

SMS Collection of Broken Heart

If you broke heart any one
one day your own heart will
broke some one
Than you know the pain of
broke heart.

Tuesday, 4 October 2011

Comments on Bewafa SMS

Ae Khuda
Suna Hy Qubuliat Ki Koi Gharii Hoti Hy
Zara Ye Tou Bata K Kis Kis Trha Maine Tujh Se
Usy Maanga Na Tha?

Flirt Messages in English

Why Do U Think I SMS U
Is It Because I Care
Or I Miss U
Or I Love U
Or I Need You
No ! It?S B?Coz
I Need A Person For Just Time Pass!

Funny Shayari of Success

The HOPE, The STRUGGLE And The HARD WORK
The HOPE, The STRUGGLE And The
HARD WORK Towards A Goal/ Success Is Part
Of The Rewards. Achieving Goal
Itself Is Not The Whole Reward!

Romantic Motivational Messages

Nothing in the nature lives for itself
Rivers don't drink their own water
Trees don't eat their own fruit
Sun doesn't give heat for itself
Moon doesn't ever go on honeymoon
Flowers don't spread fragrance for themselves
Moral:Living for Others is the Rule of Nature.

Monday, 3 October 2011

Rajnikanth Nice Messages Jokes

Amma: Rajini, Solar Heater
se pani garam nahi ho raha hai
Rajinikanth: Ruko Amma
Abhi Suraj ko thik karke aata hoon.

CID Shayari in English

Har Roz Suraj Dhalta Hai
wah wah
Har Roz Suraj Dhalta Hai
wah wah
Daya-Sir
Dr. Salunke ka Dimaag to Computer se bhi Tej Chalta hai.

Romantic Greetings of Munnabhai

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k
mind me 1 laucha chal rela he
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k
kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b
utha lega to gir jai ga.

Saturday, 1 October 2011

A Beautiful Friendship Quotes

My heart's like an open book
it depends on how u read me
Don't judge me by my cover
Look in and discover
i will be ur True friend for ever!

Cute Friendship Day Messages

Why do we close our Eyes
When we Pray
When we Cry
When we Dream
When we Kiss
Because the Most BEAUTIFUL thing in life are not seen.
But felt by the heart!
DEFINITELY U, My Friend!

Bhai Dooj Wishes in Hindi

Another fresh Bhai Dooj is here
Another year to live
To banish worry, doubt, and fear
To love and laugh and give
Happy bhai dooj to my little brother!

Funny Messages of Dhanteras

Dhanya woh devi jo pati sukh hetu
vrat paave Dhanya woh pati jo devi
roop patni paave Dhanya woh swaroop
jo Manushyata ka deep jalawe
Wish you a very very Happy Dhanteras!

Inspirational New Year Quotes

You know God arrange for you
12 Months of Love
52 Weeks Non Stop Fun
& 365 days of Happiness
So when you Mixed them all
You will found a Very Happy new Year!

Friday, 30 September 2011

Funny Dussehra Messages in Hindi

let the joy of festivity embrace
you & your loved ones on the occasion
of dussehra this year
very happy dussehra to you & your family!

Gandhi Jayanti SMS

What’s the difference between Gandhi ji, Musharraf &Lalu?
Gandhi ji didn’t know what’s lie.
Musharraf doesn’t know what’s truth.
Lalu doesn’t know the difference!
HaPpy GanDhi JaYanTi....

Diwali Collection Messages

Diwali parva hai khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, laxmi ka….
Is diwali aapki jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
ghar par maa laxmi ka aagman ho…
Happy diwali!

Diwali Message Collection in Hindi


Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas
vishvas se bante hai Rishte
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas
Wishing a Diwali Jhakas.

Celebration of Diwali Message

Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai
Mubarak ho apko ye DIWALI
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai!

Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Nice Festival Messages

A time for celebration, A time for victory of good over bad
A time when world see the example of power of good
Let us continue the same "true" spirit
Blessing of Dussehra.

SMS of Navratri Festival

"SHARAT" meghe vaslo Vyala
"KASH" phule te laglo dola
"DHAKER" upar poruk kathi
"PUJO" Katuk fatafati
SARODIYA-r PRITI O SUVECHHA.

Navratri Messages

ChaNdaN Ki Khushbu
Resham Ka Haar,
SawaN ki SugaNdh
Barish Ni Fuhar,
Radha Ki Ummide
KaNhaiya Ka Pyar.,
Mubarak Ho Apko NAVARATRI Ka Tyohar., HAPPY NAVARATRI

Lovely Funny Jokes For Lovely Friend

Ae mamu,kesa hae re?
Teri baut memory aa ra tha apun ko
Itna tame ho gaya tere ko dekha bi ni
Akha life mein terre jesa ek mamu mila apan ko
Miss to karega naa.

Funny & Romantic Text SMS

90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry
grabs n umbrela instead of d gun.
He moves into d jungle, sees a lion
lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion
Dr: EXACTLY!

Romantic SMS for Friends

Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai
Hausla rakh, channel na badal
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai.

Funny Jokes in Hindi

TCHR : TUM BADE HOKR KYA KROGE?
BOY : SHADI
TCHR : NHI, MERA MTLB KYA BNOGE?
BOY : DULHA
TCHR : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KRNA CHAHTE HO?
BOY : DULHAN.

Funny Messages for Funny Friends

Man : How old is your father
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.