Showing posts with label Hindi Funny Messages. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hindi Funny Messages. Show all posts

Saturday, 28 January 2012

Milkar Na Milne Ki Ada

Ye pyari nigahein yaad rahengi, milkar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi, mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula dun, aur umar bhar tumhe bhi meri yaad rahegi.

Friday, 27 January 2012

Heart Always Remembers

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you. Muacks.

Thursday, 26 January 2012

So Easy When I Want To

It's so hard when I have to, and so easy when I want to.
How funny!

Tuesday, 24 January 2012

U Feel Good When U Feel Bad

Never Say U R Happy When U R Sad.
Never Say U R Fine When U R Not Ok.
Never Say U Feel Good When U Feel Bad,
Never Say U R Alone When I M Still Alive.
Good Luck And Best Wishes For Ever.

Sunday, 22 January 2012

Sunte The Ham Zamane Se

Kesa Wo Rog De Gaya Dil Ko,
Zaat Se Juda Kar Gaya Mujh Ko,
Khud Ki Khud Hi Nahi Khabar Ab To,
Kesa Ye Ishq Ho Gaya Ham Ko,
Pyar Sunte The Ham Zamane Se,
Tujh Ko Chaha Hui Khabar Ham Ko,
Kitna Mushkil Hai Tere Bin Jina,
Aese Jine Se Mout Hi Achi Ab To.

Saturday, 21 January 2012

Ek Aarzoo- Wo Mera Intzaar Kare


Ek Aarzoo Hai Puri Parwardigar Kare,
Main Dher Se Jaon Wo Mera Intzaar Kare,
Apne Hathon Se Sanwarun Zulfein Uski,
Wo Shrma Kar Mohabbat Ka Iqraar Kare.
Lipat Jaye Mujhse Aalm-E-Madhoshi Mein,
Or Josh-O-Janun Mein Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Kare.
Ho Shab-E-Wisal Aesi Ya Rab,
Ke Bheegi Zulfon Se Mujhe Bedaar Kare,
Jab Use Chod Ke Jana Chahun,
Wo Roke Or Ik Raat Ka Israr Kare,
Qasam Khuda Ki Main Kisi Or Ki Ho Nahi Sakti,
Ye Wada-E-Wafa Wo Baar-Baar Kare.

Wednesday, 18 January 2012

You are the Most HUGGABLE

If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST
and since you are my friend-U R THE BEST.

Tuesday, 17 January 2012

You Wont See Me Beside You

During our friendship,
there will be times
you wont see me beside you,
don’t think I left you behind,
I just choose to walk behind you
so I can catch when you Fall.

Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Lovely Funny Jokes For Lovely Friend

Ae mamu,kesa hae re?
Teri baut memory aa ra tha apun ko
Itna tame ho gaya tere ko dekha bi ni
Akha life mein terre jesa ek mamu mila apan ko
Miss to karega naa.

Funny & Romantic Text SMS

90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry
grabs n umbrela instead of d gun.
He moves into d jungle, sees a lion
lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion
Dr: EXACTLY!

Romantic SMS for Friends

Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai
Hausla rakh, channel na badal
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai.

Funny Jokes in Hindi

TCHR : TUM BADE HOKR KYA KROGE?
BOY : SHADI
TCHR : NHI, MERA MTLB KYA BNOGE?
BOY : DULHA
TCHR : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KRNA CHAHTE HO?
BOY : DULHAN.

Funny Messages for Funny Friends

Man : How old is your father
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.