Thursday, 6 October 2011

Insult Text Messages

God has given many qualities to you
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence
And many more......this is call as
Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan.

U r a nice person
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning
1st. pray to God so that u can live
2nd.take a bath so that others can live.

6 truths of life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it
3. The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

When u feel sad
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say
damn I am really so cute
u will overcome your sadness
But don't make this a habit
Coz liars go to hell!

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car
I put my dog out of the window
u put ur face out
then people started shouting
TWINS TWINS.

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