Funny & Romantic Text SMS

90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry
grabs n umbrela instead of d gun.
He moves into d jungle, sees a lion
lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion
Dr: EXACTLY!

Ek aisi jagah btao jaha amir se amir insaan bhi katori lekr khada rahta hain
socho
socho
socho
aur socho
sochte raho
Golgappe(panipuri) wale ke pas :D.

Teacher : U failure
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir
but at ur age hitler commited suicide.

Kaun si devi aise hai jiska prasad bhut famous hai
socho?
Dimag lagao
Are yaar
Rabry Devi ke
Lalu Prasad.

BOY- bus train aur ladki ek aati hai to dusri jati hai.
GIRL- auto riksha or ladka ek bulao to char chale aate hain.