Romantic SMS for Friends

Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai
Hausla rakh, channel na badal
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai.

Doctor : kya taklif hai?
Patient : sote waqt saas lene mein taklif hota hai
Doctor : aj se sote waqt saas ko nehi saali ko lekar sona.

Mallika Sherawat goes to the L.I.C officer to insure her body
the L.I.C officer refused
sorry madam we dont cover public property.

Ek pagal ulta nanga soya tha
ek admi ne uske piche tabla bajaya
ulta soya huya pagal sidha huya aur bola
le ab bansuri baaja.

Son : Mom u r white but why i am black?
Mom : ok dear considering all the crazy things i've done at young age
i am really thankful to god that u dont bark.

Boy - if I kiss u and run, what will u think?
Girl - I'll think ek bewakoof,
jo pura paper attempt kaar sakta tha
woh sirf objectives likhke bhag gaya.