Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Funny Messages for Funny Friends

Man : How old is your father
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.


Raam chandra keh gaya siya se
aisa kalyug aayega
kahan hua tha mera janam
aab Supreme court batayega.

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo
One was caught watching TV
Another playing football
And the third one
(scroll down for answer)
No its not you
Why do u always think u r a monkey?

Slogan written on a bald man's T-shirt
God made some perfect heads
on d rest he put hair to hide his mistakes.

I.Q. Test:
Char zero ek saat likho
Likha?
kaise?
0000 aise likha?
Fail
Correct Ans "4017"
Ghar walo ne kitni umido se padhaya,
sab pani mein.

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