Santa: How's Ur Sex Life?
Banta: As ususal great, Monday to Friday
Santa: What about the weekends
Banta: Weekends? Oh! that time
I'm at home, relaxing with my wife.
Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants
Servant: It's already raining
Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do
Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Banta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road
Traffic inspector stopped him
Banta: I'm learning car driving
Inspector: Without d instructor
Banta: Correspondence Course!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class
She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network
Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!
Banta: As ususal great, Monday to Friday
Santa: What about the weekends
Banta: Weekends? Oh! that time
I'm at home, relaxing with my wife.
Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants
Servant: It's already raining
Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do
Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Banta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road
Traffic inspector stopped him
Banta: I'm learning car driving
Inspector: Without d instructor
Banta: Correspondence Course!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class
She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network
Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!
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