Cute SMS Collection of Double Meaning

Chachi To Bhatija: Hum Chaat Ki
Dukan Kholenge, Lekin Gaahak Kaise
Ayenge.Bhatija To Chachi
Mein Advrtsmnt Karunga K
10 Rupaye Me
Chachi
Ki Chat lo.

A Dad Went To School To Get Son?S Report Card
Busy Madam: Abhi Nahi
Dad: Mera Boht Mood Tha Abhi Sab Dekh Leta
Madam: Main Sab Dikha Dongi Per Abhi Nahi
Dad: Tou Phir Kab Aon Mein
Madam: Mere Periods Khatam Hone Ke Baad.

Teri Tight Tight Teri Sohni Sohni
Patyala Shalwar Ni
Kuj Hor Na Samjhi
Tenu Dekh K Mera Chutt Janda,
Hath Wichon Romal Ni
Kuj Hor Na Samjhi
Tenu Dekh K Mera Khara Ho Janda,
Cycle Vich Bazar Ni
Kuj Hor Na Samjhi
Tu Karwandi Rai Main Karda Riya
Tera Intzaar Ni Kuj Hor Na Samjhi!

Jab Raat Ko Koi Aap Pe Charh Jaye,
Aur Apni Moonchun Se Aapko Chuye,
Apni Baalon Wali Tangen Aap Pe Rakhe,
To Samajh Jana K Ye
Cockroach Hai.

Teacher Told RAMU 2 Write A Sentence
Ramu Wrote:My Penis In Ur Hand
Teacher Slapped RAMU
Why?
B'coz He Forgot To Put Space Between Pen & Is.