Double Meaning Jokes and Sayings English

If you want to check your friends iq, then send him or her double meaning Jokes SMS. By this way you and your friends get lots off fun.

(1) 14 Feb Valentine’s Day ko Log aisa kya karte hain!!
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Theakh Nine (9) months baad
14 Nov ko Children Day manana parta hai..!!

(2) Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai
Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
6 inch ki kar deti hai
Jaisay..
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"Chapaati"
Think positive yar

(3) Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.

(4) Girl to riksha walA
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kia hai
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Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le loo!