Gandhi Jayanti SMS

What’s the difference between Gandhi ji, Musharraf &Lalu?
Gandhi ji didn’t know what’s lie.
Musharraf doesn’t know what’s truth.
Lalu doesn’t know the difference!
HaPpy GanDhi JaYanTi....

Munnabhai:Ye gandhi Bapu har note par haste kyu rehte hai?
Cicuit:Simple hai bhai
Royenge to note geela nahi ho jayega!
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!

Teacher :What happened in 1869
Student:Gandhi ji was born
Teacher :What happened in 1873
Student:Gandhiji was four years old
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!

Frnds I’m Collecting
Gandhiji’s Photos
Give ur Contribution
2 my Collection
A small Condition is
It must be on
500 or 1000 Rupees Note
Happy Gandhi Jayanti.

The father of the nation with the tools of truth and nonviolence
Freed our nation from imperialism
Follow path of truth and wisdom
Pay homage to this great leader
on Gandhi Jayanti & always.