Funny Jokes in Hindi

TCHR : TUM BADE HOKR KYA KROGE?
BOY : SHADI
TCHR : NHI, MERA MTLB KYA BNOGE?
BOY : DULHA
TCHR : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KRNA CHAHTE HO?
BOY : DULHAN.

TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BTAO JO SBSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?
STUDENT:MUJHE NAHI PTA
TEACHER:SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.

School mein master ji ne puchha-Mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hain
To mujhe tum log kya kahoge?
Students : Kamina.

Sahab:
Tum bathroom main qun ghus aye
kiya tumhein pta nahi tha ki main nahaa rahaa hun
naukar:
sahab galati ho gayi
mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahi hain.

Husband: Meri Biwi Gum ho Gae Hay
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay
Police Station jao
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi
may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?