Funny Dussehra Messages in Hindi

let the joy of festivity embrace
you & your loved ones on the occasion
of dussehra this year
very happy dussehra to you & your family!

Gandhi Jayanti SMS

What’s the difference between Gandhi ji, Musharraf &Lalu?
Gandhi ji didn’t know what’s lie.
Musharraf doesn’t know what’s truth.
Lalu doesn’t know the difference!
HaPpy GanDhi JaYanTi....

Diwali Collection Messages

Diwali parva hai khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, laxmi ka….
Is diwali aapki jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
ghar par maa laxmi ka aagman ho…
Happy diwali!

Diwali Message Collection in Hindi

Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas
vishvas se bante hai Rishte
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas
Wishing a Diwali Jhakas.

Celebration of Diwali Message

Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai
Mubarak ho apko ye DIWALI
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai!

Nice Festival Messages

A time for celebration, A time for victory of good over bad
A time when world see the example of power of good
Let us continue the same "true" spirit
Blessing of Dussehra.

SMS of Navratri Festival

"SHARAT" meghe vaslo Vyala
"KASH" phule te laglo dola
"DHAKER" upar poruk kathi
"PUJO" Katuk fatafati
SARODIYA-r PRITI O SUVECHHA.

Navratri Messages

ChaNdaN Ki Khushbu
Resham Ka Haar,
SawaN ki SugaNdh
Barish Ni Fuhar,
Radha Ki Ummide
KaNhaiya Ka Pyar.,
Mubarak Ho Apko NAVARATRI Ka Tyohar., HAPPY NAVARATRI

Lovely Funny Jokes For Lovely Friend

Ae mamu,kesa hae re?
Teri baut memory aa ra tha apun ko
Itna tame ho gaya tere ko dekha bi ni
Akha life mein terre jesa ek mamu mila apan ko
Miss to karega naa.

Funny & Romantic Text SMS

90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry
grabs n umbrela instead of d gun.
He moves into d jungle, sees a lion
lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion
Dr: EXACTLY!

Romantic SMS for Friends

Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai
Hausla rakh, channel na badal
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai.

Funny Jokes in Hindi

TCHR : TUM BADE HOKR KYA KROGE?
BOY : SHADI
TCHR : NHI, MERA MTLB KYA BNOGE?
BOY : DULHA
TCHR : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KRNA CHAHTE HO?
BOY : DULHAN.

Funny Messages for Funny Friends

Man : How old is your father
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.